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Thursday, March 4, 2010
The Zombie Apocalypse.....Part 1!
Yup. Zombies. I was really bored on the drive into work today and I was thinking how to kick off this brand spanking new blog. Is it really any surprise that it was zombies that came up first? Didn't think so.
In an age full of bio-terrorism, E-Coli scares, and movies like Zombieland- who doesn't have a plan for the inevitable? Maybe that's what 2012 is all about- who can survive in a world gone to the mindless cannabalistic masses. Well I for one intend to try. This ladies and gentleman is the Zombie-Compound plan.
Live on a coast. Zombies hate to swim. Plus with all the rotting flesh and gaping holes they are not very bouyant. If you subscribe to the Zombie-virus theory than they are still breathing and subsequently will drown once deep enough. Score one for the living. Or non-infected.
House on stilts. I'm thinking more concrete pillars on this one. Joe (my boyfriend) came up with this one and I was skeptical at first. But the more I though about it, the more I liked it. I would put the house up on concrete pillars though. Slightly more weather resistant. Plus of course sniper towers. What zombie compound doesn't have sniper towers?
Bomb shelter/bunker. Keeping with the 50's nuclear scare I really like the idea of an underground bunker that can be stocked up and sealed off. Impenetrable, probably 3 openings in all different locations around the compound. Zombie-proof. This obviously is a last ditch effort once the compound is overrun.
As far as enclosing the compound in, I do like the idea of the concrete with barbed wire along the perimeter. If electricity is available- electrified barbed wire. Who doesn't love a good zombie BBQ? Around the outside and inside I was going to go old fashioned moat. Not only does it allow me to house pet alligators and other sorts of water predators I normally would not be able to have, but the interior moat also would double as irrigation for the crops (to be brought up later).
Those are the preliminary ideas we came up with. More of course is to follow. Please feel free to leave comments with your anti- Zombie plans.
In an age full of bio-terrorism, E-Coli scares, and movies like Zombieland- who doesn't have a plan for the inevitable? Maybe that's what 2012 is all about- who can survive in a world gone to the mindless cannabalistic masses. Well I for one intend to try. This ladies and gentleman is the Zombie-Compound plan.
Live on a coast. Zombies hate to swim. Plus with all the rotting flesh and gaping holes they are not very bouyant. If you subscribe to the Zombie-virus theory than they are still breathing and subsequently will drown once deep enough. Score one for the living. Or non-infected.
House on stilts. I'm thinking more concrete pillars on this one. Joe (my boyfriend) came up with this one and I was skeptical at first. But the more I though about it, the more I liked it. I would put the house up on concrete pillars though. Slightly more weather resistant. Plus of course sniper towers. What zombie compound doesn't have sniper towers?
Bomb shelter/bunker. Keeping with the 50's nuclear scare I really like the idea of an underground bunker that can be stocked up and sealed off. Impenetrable, probably 3 openings in all different locations around the compound. Zombie-proof. This obviously is a last ditch effort once the compound is overrun.
As far as enclosing the compound in, I do like the idea of the concrete with barbed wire along the perimeter. If electricity is available- electrified barbed wire. Who doesn't love a good zombie BBQ? Around the outside and inside I was going to go old fashioned moat. Not only does it allow me to house pet alligators and other sorts of water predators I normally would not be able to have, but the interior moat also would double as irrigation for the crops (to be brought up later).
Those are the preliminary ideas we came up with. More of course is to follow. Please feel free to leave comments with your anti- Zombie plans.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
My life as a sitcom?
I always said my life could be a sitcom. Not a particularly good one, but maybe one that stuck around for 2 seasons because of a relatively good plot line and the occasional witty remark. In today's technologically savvy world I figure I could go way more low budget than TV ( and a lot less work) and write a blog. I don't have any particular goals with this blog other than to write what I see. I make no promises on the entertainment value or if I offend people or not. It's public domain, you can choose to go check your facebook or actually go out into the real world if there is something you don't want to agree with or just click that little x in the right hand corner up there and this will all go away. Simple.
Let us begin.
Let us begin.
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